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This game's medals won't reflect well on my profile. Oh well, might as well get them all now!

Yomuchan responds:

Disregard society, return to gamer.

"I believe there is a wall there Mein Fuher"
I believe you can go F*ck your self.
"Our tanks cant get past there, mein Fuher"
We have F*cking artillery, blow it up and blitzkreig!
"Steiner's tanks can't go through there, Mein Fuher"
Relay these orders to Steiner... 'Go F*ck yourself'

Good game but gets boring after awhile (I have beaten it but it has no replay value) It is a good pass time though

Intersting concept though maybe you can add these few things in to the game. Perhaps when you die it shows a slash indicator showing where you got hit so those who are new to playing this way (like me) can learn how "off" we were. Also maybe some sort of check point system? I only got to level 5 with the archers but its a pain to screw up and restart all over.
Other than that congratulations on your flash game equivalent of Dark Souls =p

So many alan's... Love the game. The fails are back whoop whoop!

PuffballsUnited responds:

Alans?

A good papa's game. Like the others there are new features such as characters and food. Still has the same core gameplay, however it be nice to add maybe some kind of story other than your character getting tricked in to running a shop. Also the game crashes during the parade after the blue truck is on screen for a few seconds. (Can someone message me on how to fix this

It's not bad, but you do need to change gameplay a bit. For example, make the meteors fall a little slower, make the begginning upgrades cheaper ([For example]5, 15, 30, 50, 75, 100), also the debris of meteors defitnetley need to slow down when sliding around earth. Perhaps a bar to represetn how loud the music is.
Also maybe animations and make the upgrades look better

Flawlessly awesome. Though simple and informative, it is magnificent. I had more fun with this than most flash games.5 otta 5 for you. Good choice of music by the way

This is a great game, bit hard too understand at first cuz u dont relize ur character is auto moving, and nice art style. It lacks customozation (u cant change the keys to ur liking only defualts) and it has no full screen option. story is nice but hard to understand unless u stop and realize what u r doing

This needs a LOT of improvment in order to get a 3.5, maybe 4

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